What poo are you?

These are important questions. My career and life decisions could very well hinge on what poo I am.

I am . . .

What Microsoft OS are you?

Found via Julie.

Pet chicken is addicted to soaps

Apparently killing us with heat was insufficient. Now they will kill us with cold. It's August 1st, it's supposed to be the hottest time of the year, and it's 8 fucking degrees (46.4 F). The only thing keeping me from turning on the furnace is sheer stubborness. Well, that and I don't want to give Atco any more money than I have to.

Where the hell is our summer????