We here at Limeworld are sensitive to the special needs of the modern corporate lackey. That's why we've created Limegirl's Guide To Facial Expressions In The Workplace. Finding coworkers tough to read? Coworkers finding you tough to read? Just consult our simple guide!
it's so great you called this meeting
I find your ideas intriguing
that is a perspective I had not yet considered
my theory is that you like the sound of your own voice
I am sleeping with my eyes open, while conveying that your thoughts are both intriguing and valid
you are such a complete fuckwit, I can't believe they haven't fired you yet
I am both a team player and an independent thinker - pay me more money
notice how I am able to appear decisive without taking any stance at all
my answer is no, but I will humour you by appearing to give things serious thought
it's a shame I can't kill you and keep my job
I think that Preparation H skin cream is working, because you look like an asshole
true, but I'm not the one sleeping with my own boss
what do you mean you stashed your coke in the coffee whitener?
I'm not sure a presentation in blackface is going to get the kind of participation you're looking for
oh no, I'd definitely consider you more than just a colleague