Forever North and I are no longer an item.

It's rather sad and unfortunate, but nevertheless, here we are. We're still friends, and I hope we never lose that.

So . . . no wedding. You can all return your punchbowls and tea towels, we won't be needing them now. You might, however, want to ask yourself why you were buying wedding gifts when we hadn't even registered for them.

I still think we should have a big fucking party, though, so you don't have to take back your new threads just yet. Seven years is nothing to sneeze at, and I can hardly imagine that two people ever tried quite so hard to make things work as we did.

To you, F-No, thank you for being an amazing partner for seven years. I'm sorry it didn't work out, but I'm very grateful to have had the experience. Breaking up is always hard to do, but I think this has a good chance of being one of the most humane break-ups in history. I'm grateful for that as well.

Take care, my peachboy.

This multi-week blackout was brought to you by Whizhost.

I don't think I lost very much data, but it sure was a huge pain in the ass. I'm back now, thanks for your patience.