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7.20.2005

John A said...: Dear Limegirl

I found this link by accident, but since you are a small fruit living in the human world, I thought I would post the secret history of each of these comics:

1. Velour is a much under-used fabric, ready for reappraisal. All the luxury of velvet, with the convenience of polyester.

2. This one is too complicated for me to remember the secrets.

3. I was educated very near to a pork pie shop. It wasn't all pork pies. There were also 6-foot long blood puddings. Terrfiying.

4. I am very proud of the Koala Pole, patent pending. The ghost in the advert is plainly distressed by his koala infestation.

I hope this is illuminating! Good luck in your life!
John; 22/7/05 10:50 AM
Limegirl said...: Dear John

Thank you for the illumination. You have confirmed what I had suspected:

1. My wardrobe is obviously lacking in velour, although the jogging suit I bought the other day is a good start

2. General Motors is set to capitalize on a new demographic with their ninja-car-of-Jesus line. The marketing people assure them that this will allow them global mind control

3. The person who decided that blood and pudding should go together in food form was obviously off his meds

4. I need a Koala Pole, and so do all of my friends. I will need to know where to send our enormous wads of cash for this brilliant device

Your revelations are priceless indeed. I tip my tinfoil hat to you, good sir.

Limegirl; 22/7/05 1:07 PM