Reason #847 to keep your iPod close at hand

Inevitably you will find yourself sitting somewhere that puts you in close proximity to other people. Occasionally this also puts you in close proximity to the intimate conversation that they think no one else can hear.

As you open your lunch and begin to eat, you find yourself regaled with tales of losing one's virginity and how being scared can make the experience painful. Many people will likely find these and other such details to be incompatible with digestion.

Grab your iPod, put on your headphones and crank the volume. Voila! Peace and digestion is restored.

Too late for me, but not too late for all of you.