Trustworthiness as measured by facial hair



This is a completely accurate diagram. It should be made in pamphlet form and handed out near barber shops (because the nefarious facial hair-dos would naturally only emerge from a barber shop).

Seuss is currently sitting at “trustworthy”, but it wasn’t that long ago that he was sporting something that bumped him up closer to “threatening” or “dangerous”. See if you can guess which ones he has dabbled in recently. See this post for reference.

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One Response to “Trustworthiness as measured by facial hair”

  • B. Says:
    May 20th, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    I don’t buy the patchy beard (a.k.a The Sidney Crosby) as being threatening/dangerous. Maybe I’d be afraid of Sid if I were a goalie and he was on a breakaway, but otherwise he’s pretty much the least threatening person alive. Generally patchiness is just humorous, as most people that sport them have to realize how bad they look and are just doing it for a contest or praying for it to fill in.

    In unrelated news, I don’t think Tumblr replies are working for your site. Not sure what might be causing that.

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