About

I’ve written so many of these, and yet somehow this page has gone unedited for so, so long.

I’m a gal. I’ve been writing this thing for almost 10 years. I would like you to believe that I’m 25, but I’ve been 25 for 7 years now, and I’m beginning to realize that aging is something that I’m really going to have to get over if I’m ever going to stand a chance at one day having children that aren’t complete head-cases.

I do this for me, because it’s fun, because it’s cathartic, and because it keeps teaching me new things about myself. Sometimes the content is insightful, sometimes the content is snarky and opinionated. Like me.

I have a guy, Seuss, and two cats. I used to stalk him on his blog, and then I got him to move in with me. I’m that good. The cats were a joint acquisition, so no one gets to blame me for foisting our little dander machines on the resident asthmatic. He said he wanted them, I complied. The end.