I am overjoyed to discover that I am missing a good chunk of my hearing range. Nothing past 17 kHz. Old age is going to be fun. My deceased deaf great-grandmother and my hearing-impaired father will be so proud.
But Can You Hear THIS?
Update: These cost a whopping $12? Where were these when I couldn’t find an earplug to save my life? Why don’t they sell these EVERYWHERE????
I’m not sure this video is going to catch on like Trololo Man, but this Czech song, Jožin z bažin, is money. The dance moves alone are worth watching the video for.
You know him, you love him. It’s the Trololo Man! But have you seen his video reaction to all the parodies on the interwebs?
He’s adorable.
Yep. Pretty much exactly what the comic says.
Found via fistful of sparklers.
I’m sad that I didn’t take a picture when the sign was advertising a “Bromance Jacuzzi Package”. At least we have Google Street View.
Update: someone DID take a picture!
I’ve decided to become a gaming cam whore. Since the bar is obviously set pretty low, I think my chances of success at this are pretty good. Here’s my future profile:
Name: Limegirl
Games: Bukkake Bikini Squad, Imagine: Proctologist and Blood Bath Skull-Fucking Orgy
Physical Assets: vigorous digestive system and unusually smooth knees
Activities Available: gaming while flossing, gaming while suspended over vat of gelatin, preparing curry with only a mug and an incandescent lamp
More About Me: I have a glandular problem that causes me to produce large amounts of body hair, so I may need to shave while we game.
Don’t all rush to the site at once, kay?
Spybot Search & Destroy: “99 problems”
Me: ” . . . but a bitch ain’t one?”
Urban Camouflage, a photographic guide to not being seen, using your environment. Field testing tomorrow.
A quick summary:
- penis
- penis
- blank screen
- lying-down-typing guy
- penis
That’s pretty much everything you need to know.
