Jul 18 2009

The Perfect Storm

Okay, it’s not really, but the sky is actually black. Check out the radar!


Jul 2 2009

What the sweet holy fuck


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Jun 23 2009

Krumping for Christ

You might need to know what Krumping is first, so check out the trailer for Rize, the 2005 documentary on Krumping. (Better still, watch the whole thing!)

Once informed, feel free to view Krumping for Christ.


Jun 8 2009

Dogs are not permitted on the premises

This is like a snapshot from my life, only I wasn’t quite as clever and witty.


May 21 2009

And they’re off!

The goslings have hatched! Momma Goose and goslings left around 8:15 for their first swim, and we likely won’t be seeing them back at the nest.

As your loyal cute-porter, I am here to provide coverage on what you may have missed:


Good morning little one!


Three up now, who’s making the coffee?


I take mine with milk, thanks.


Muffins? Ooh, don’t mind if I do.


We’re out of bread, Mom stepped out to pick more up.


Were we supposed to go with her?


Wait for me!

Check back at the Journal website for more coverage on the journey.


Apr 29 2009

WHO bumps status of Swine flu to Level 5

It’s a pandemic, everyone hurry up and panic!


Apr 29 2009

Goose Cam

Goose Cam play-by-play:

13:18 – Goose Cam goose is highly alert.

13:19 – Now more relaxed.

13:19 – Still more relaxed.

13:20 – Staring pensively off into the distance.

13:21 – Trying to shake the feeling that it’s being watched.

13:21 – Eyeing webcam suspiciously.

13:21 – Now eyeing it quizzically.

13:22 – Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Mar 21 2009

The only thing you ever need to see

I have discovered the pinnacle and apex of the internet. There is nothing more to see, this is the penultimate conclusion of everything that has come before.


Mar 21 2009

These are the moments memories are made of

Found at zefrank, but I’m too lazy to figure out exactly where it was.


Oct 30 2006

Metric vs. Imperial