Limeworld.com

I may have been hasty in my closing up shop. I’m not sure where things will go from here, but I’ll try not to delete everything again.

Maintaining this site seems to become more and more difficult, and I think I’m pretty much done. I’ll take it all down eventually, but for now, thanks for 10 years.

Bye.

I’m not sure this video is going to catch on like Trololo Man, but this Czech song, Jožin z bažin, is money. The dance moves alone are worth watching the video for.

You know him, you love him. It’s the Trololo Man! But have you seen his video reaction to all the parodies on the interwebs?



He’s adorable.

Yep. Pretty much exactly what the comic says.

Found via fistful of sparklers.

I’m sad that I didn’t take a picture when the sign was advertising a “Bromance Jacuzzi Package”. At least we have Google Street View.



Update: someone DID take a picture!

I am addicted to her comics.



Hark! A Vagrant.

Found via Maria Konstantinov.

I would probably do this if given the chance. No one would ever allow me around their children again, but it would totally be worth it.

Found via TMBLG.

I love/hate business. I love it for the innovation, the unapologetic focus on money, the ability to get shit done in ways that bureaucracy just can’t. I also hate it for the unapologetic focus on money, but that’s a two-sided coin that I won’t get into. What I really hate is the buzzwords.

Some people seem to think that buzzwords are a substitute for understanding the subject area, whatever it might be. The more cutting edge (yet another buzzword) the industry, the more buzzwords get tossed around. Here are a few that I loathe with a particular enthusiasm:

paradigm-shift
mindshare
data mining
bleeding-edge
user-centric
low-hanging fruit
drill down
mission critical
burn rate
core competency
turnkey
synergies
monetize
best practice

Many of these gems found at Buzzword Bingo, a great way to make the shitty conference sessions your workplace send you to go faster. If you would like to read an excellent article on buzzwords, I highly recommend this one.

Update: A topical song, “Blue Sky Thinking” by Gödz Pöödlz. So bad it’s good.

Also? Corporate Bullshit Generator. <3

I’ve decided to become a gaming cam whore. Since the bar is obviously set pretty low, I think my chances of success at this are pretty good. Here’s my future profile:

Name: Limegirl
Games: Bukkake Bikini Squad, Imagine: Proctologist and Blood Bath Skull-Fucking Orgy
Physical Assets: vigorous digestive system and unusually smooth knees
Activities Available: gaming while flossing, gaming while suspended over vat of gelatin, preparing curry with only a mug and an incandescent lamp
More About Me: I have a glandular problem that causes me to produce large amounts of body hair, so I may need to shave while we game.

Don’t all rush to the site at once, kay?